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Tollbooth Willy Lyrics

Artist: Adam Sandler

Welcome to Wester dollar 25 please
Hey how ya doin tollbooth willy?
Good, thank for askin pa
Oh thats great you know considering you're a fucking idiot
Go fuck youself ya son of a bitch i'll come outta the booth and fuckin whack ya, ya fuckin prick
Hey Hey Willy how's it goin?
Hey can't complain pa how's about you?
Aw, great great, how much?
The state charge is a dollar 25 pa
That's fine, now should you i give you the money or should i shove the quarters directly up your fat ass he he
Why you fuckin hard on I'll fuckin cop n fist your fuckin head with a louiseville fuckin slugger whatd'ya think of that ass fuck
Hi Willy
Oh nice to see ya ma'am, not a bad day uh?
Well i'm a little lost can you help me out i hear you're the best with directions
Well i know my way around New England i can tell ya that much so where ya headin?
Well i was just wondering exactly which is the best way to drive up your ass, you know if you'd tell me i'd appreciate it you fuckin prick
You fuckin bitch fuck you, You forgot to pay the fuckin toll you dirty whore i'll fuckin drop you with a boot to the fuckin skull you cum guzziling queef
Hey Willy
Hey how are ya?
Here's a dollar 25 and go fuck yourself
Ah ya fuckin prick i hope you choke on a fuckin bottle cap ya fuckin son of a fuck eat shit eat my shit
Hello Willy good to see you
Hey Bishop Nelson nice to see ya that was quite a sermon you had the other day
Well i do my best
Dollar 25 Bishop
Dollar 25 Willy..Isn't that the same price your mother charges for a blow job you piece of dog shit
Oh have another one you fuckin lush, It's not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya fuckin douce bag
Hey
Well hey
Yeah..do you want the money or should i just shove the quarters directly up your fat ass
Well i already heard that one you fuckin unoriginal bastard go suck a cock ya piece of fuckin repeatin shit
Hi
Oohh..Hi how are ya
Fine thank you how much is the toll please?
For you sweetheart it's a dollar 25
Here ya go thank you
Hey hey, honey would ya like reciept with that
Oh i almost forgot thank you so much
And here ya are
Um..do you think you could sign it?
Uh? sign it?
Yeah, sign it Tollbooth Willy was here
Okay sure, uh by the way what is this for?
Just so i can have proof for my friends that i met the biggest fucking dipshit with the smallest dick alive, you understand
Fuck you, ya fuckin humptidy bitch I'll fuckin fuck you and all your lesbian fish eatin friends in front of your fuckin mothers..You're gonna die bitch i'm coming outta the boooooooth
Oooohh..my fuckin leg!
Hey you ran over tollbooth willy?
Oh my god! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up stinky dick licker
Why you fuckin pricks i fuckin here every fuckin word you're sayin when this fuckin leg heals i'm gonna kick you guys new fuckin arseholes...(yelling back and forth) fuck you,you mother fuckers, i'll see you at the hospital, come to the hospital

Comments/Interpretations

by Allen Qaeda on 6/15/2008 5:22pm
Are you seriously that stupid? If you were to hear a word with your ears, would your dumbass brain even be aware of it. Your mediocre grasp of phonetics is maddeningly quixotic. Did you even graduate elementary school? Or, did they tell you that you did so your shitty spelling didn't make them look bad?

by Matt on 8/20/2008 4:52pm
wat?

by dev on 11/4/2008 12:24pm
its carlton fisk not cop and fist.
queen not queef
not humptidy its uppity

by binladen on 11/12/2008 10:11pm
Matt's corrections are right...and it's "Worcester," (which is a town in Massachusetts) not "Wester"; it's "porno cock," not "bottle cap"

by holy fuck on 4/11/2009 8:04pm
wat the fuck u got it all wrong u unreasonable bastard i cant belive ur mother still loves u the way you posted that peice of fuck shit

by TOLL BOOTH WILLE on 10/28/2009 8:17am
IM COMIN OUTTA THE BOOOOOOOOOTTHHHHHHAAA

by some guy on 4/27/2010 6:58am
at least this person did an almost accurate job and it bottle cap wtf porno cock that doesn't even make sense you cum guzzling queens

by A dude on 4/6/2012 2:45pm
No, it's "porno cock." And as much of an idiot as this person is, "Allen Qaeda" isn't much better, trying to impress with a completely off-the-mark use of "quixotic." How exactly is someone's "mediocre grasp of phonetics" hopelessly, irrationally romantic? Because that's what "quixotic" means.

by mike on 8/26/2012 11:11am
Willie's line after the first tormentor is "I'll fuckin' Carlton Fisk your fuckin' head..." after legendary baseball player Carlton Fisk known for being very intense and for decrying MLBs harsh anti-fighting penalty.

by 1337 on 7/28/2018 7:51pm
No porno cart, the plastic vhs containers you use to get from blockbuster.