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One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces Lyrics

Artist: Ben Folds Five
Album: Whatever And Ever Amen

September '75 I was 47 inches high
Mom said someday I would have
A bad ass mother G.I. Joe
for your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class
Now I'm big and important
one angry dwarf
and 200 solemn faces
are you
If you want to see me
check your papers and your T.V.
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my ass good-bye
Don't give me that bullshit
you know who I am
I'm your nightmare little man
Vic you stole my lunch money.
made me cry.
Jane remember second grade
Said you couldn't stand my face
Rather than kiss me you said
you'd rather die
Now I'm big and important
one angry dwarf
and 200 solemn faces
are you
If you want to see me
check your papers and your T.V.
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my ass good-bye
You'll be sorry one day
Yes you will, yes you will
You shouldn't push me around
Cause I will, yes I will
You will be sorry when I'm big
Yes you will be sorry

Comments/Interpretations

by nugz on 5/18/2008 8:35pm
sweet song

by zomg ben folds on 9/17/2008 10:49pm
hes like saying how he wasnt like omg like cool like and like he omg like became like cool

by womper Mcwampy on 10/17/2008 10:20pm
next time don't use bad words in your songs it really turns some people off. oh and try to get better lyrics honestly!!!!!

by xCantix on 11/8/2008 11:04am
just shut up, he can use bad words if he wants,he shouldnt have to censore his lyrics because of whiney little critics, this songs the best and theres nothing wrong with it

by www.youtube,com/benfoldswifey on 11/17/2008 3:30pm
Hey Im Norah! I LOVE Ben Folds and this song rocks! It is my theme song now lol. I used to get picked on when I was little and if people do it now, I just say "Kiss my ass"!

by Nadasade on 2/1/2009 7:23pm
This is awesome.

by ScizoMann on 2/8/2009 9:26pm
Its selfless, cold, and composed. Fuck off... lyricism is opposite of censorship. Great song. check out "The Battle of Who Could Care Less"

by ann insomniac on 3/6/2009 4:01pm
thanks for the lyrics. it is a difficult song to play but so good. the words are not out of line- haven't you heard of freedom of expression.cheerio!

by sphero on 3/24/2009 7:41am
If you don't like "bad words" in a song, don't listen to it. It'd help if you weren't 10. About the better lyrics, if you can write a better song, send me a copy. Thanks.

by Ben Folds Fan on 3/28/2009 9:37am
:) Awesome song, got the piano sheets a few months ago ! AWESOME ! What a blast !

by mariana on 4/11/2010 2:11pm
if! all the people who once made fun of us for not being like them, we kiss his ass now! we are unique and do not obey a society full of discrimination, even ways of thinking.

by Go Figure on 7/31/2010 6:53pm
Kiss me Arse, Goodbye.

womper Mcwampy - Fark You, pussie dwarf midget dried up hatch wound.

by Fedora on 11/6/2010 10:05pm
Song is obviously about how a child who was vertically challenged was relentlessly bullied, but after his educational career went on to do bigger and better things than his peers, who he now tells to "kiss my ass goodbye". But I'm sure you don't need me to tell you that.

Wonderful song, the piano solo in it is brilliant.

by Baileytheguitar on 3/14/2011 5:40am
Good as song. Exactely right, if u don't like bad words listen to something else. If Ben folds wants to write a song with "bad words" he can. He shouldn't have to change his mind to please the world. Great song.

by sam on 12/18/2011 1:37am
btw the second line in the song is "my mom said by christmas i would have"

by Jacob on 3/18/2012 1:17pm
Absolute Genius.