Yard Full Of Rusty Cars Lyrics

Artist: Bobby Bare
Album: Bare

Show me a house with a yard full o€™ rusty cars
and you know there'll be a coffee perkin' on a rusty stove
and you walk right in, sit down and feel right at home
in the kitchen of the house of the man with a yard full o€™ rusty cars

Show me a man with a yard full o€™ rusty cars
and you know he€™s got a fridge full o€™ beer and it€™s nice and cold.
Swing on the porch, eat balony and bread and talk about gettin€™ old.
Spittin€™ in the dust with the man with a yard full o€™ rusty cars.

Scratchin€™ the ears of the dog of the man with a yard full o€™ rusty cars.
Tell him I been to Haite an€™ he says €œwell €˜at€™s real nice€?.
€œHay, Ma, this beer could sure use a little bit o€™ ice€?
€œNow what was you sayin€™ about goin€™ to Hades?€? says the man with a yard full o€™ rusty cars.

€œMa€™ teeth gone bad€? says the man with a yard full o€™ rusty cars.
€œToylet€™s on the blink and heavyweights today can€™t hit.€?
€œYou know you remind me a lot o€™ my brother€™s youngest kid.€?
€œGot killed in Korea. You play gin rummy?€? says the man with a yard full o€™ rusty cars.

Kick off your shoes on the couch of the man with a yard full o€™ rusty cars.
Smoke your smokes and flick the ashes on the floor.
€œHell son, everythin€™ here€™s been burned or broke at least once before€?.
And he winks at his old lady and she winks back at the man with a yard full o€™ rusty cars.

€œLord!€? says the man with the rusty cars €œthat woman€™s gettin€™ wide!€?
€œSo much for beauty son! Hand me that TV guide.€?

Watching the flies in the kitchen of the man with a yard full o€™ rusty cars.
Hole in the screen door where the dogs crawl in and out.
€œCareful with that soup son. It€™ll burn a hole in your mouth!€?
€œSoup an€™ life, you gotta wait €˜em out.€? says the man with a yard full o€™ rusty cars.

Watch TV in the parlour of the man with a yard full o€™ rusty cars.
€œSon, you ever get to sleep with any o€™ them movie stars?€?
€œI€™d like to do that once before I die€? but he€™s talking a little too loud,
and his woman€™s smilin€™ kinda proud of the man with a yard full o€™ rusty cars.

Talking God and baseball with the man with a yard full o€™ rusty cars.
Fall asleep right on the couch there where ya€™ sit
an€™ you know that his old woman ain€™t gonna mind a bit,
leastwise she don€™t mention nothin€™ to that smilin€™, smokin€™, dirty jokin€™, lucky old man with a yard full o€™ rusty cars.

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