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Wife Naggin' Lyrics
Artist: Cledus T. Judd
Album: Just Another Day in Parodies
Parody of "Sin Wagon" by Dixie Chicks (Natalie Maines/Emily Robison/Stephony Smith), Scrappin Toast Music (ASCAP)/Wooly Puddin' Music (BMI)/EMI Blackwood Music, Inc./Singles Only Music (BMI)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)
She bosses me around dang near all of the time
She might be my wife but I won't kiss her big behind
No matter how much she whines...
"Now I've been working hard for way to long
If you think I'm walking the dog taking out the trash mowing the lawn
Trimming out the hedges or cleaning the garage you're wro-o-o-ng."
"It's your time to clean the lawn"
Praise the Lord I'm going fishin
It's the only cure for my mental condition
One of these days I'm gonna send her a packin'
I'm sick and tired of my wife naggin
Feels like forever since I've seen any action
"I'd rather love than never to (stand son???)"
"Not the night I'm crampin'
That's right I said crampin"
I'm gonna die for sure of malnutrition
Cause she'll won't step one foot in our kitchen
Ain't no wonder why I fell off the wagon
I'm sick and tired of my wife naggin
I forgot our anniversary and I'm really sorry
"You're sure it's today I thought it was tomorr-y"
Oh she's gonna kill me
Oh honey please don't kill me
Divorce court let's make a reservation
Maybe then I'll get some peace and relaxation
For now the neighbor's couch is where I'll be crashin
I'LL stay away from my wife's nagging
I may be overweight but at least my breasts ain't a saggin
I'm sick and tired of my wife naggin
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