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Terminal Preppie Lyrics

Artist: Dead Kennedys
Album: Plastic Surgery Disasters

I go to college
That makes me so cool
I live in a dorm
And show off by the pool

I join the right clubs
Just to build an impression
I block out thinking
It won't get me ahead

My ambition in life
Is to look good on paper
All I want is a slot
In some big corporation

John Belushi's my hero
I lampoon and I ape him
My news of the world
Comes from Sports Illustrated

I'm proud of my trophies
Like my empty beer cans
Stacked in rows up the wall
To impress all my friends

No, I'm not here to learn
I just want to get drunk
And major in business
And be taught how to fuck

Win! Win!
I always play to win
Wanna fit in like a cog
In the faceless machine

I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal terminal
terminal terminal terminal terminal

I want a wife with tits
Who just smiles all the time
In my centerfold world
Filled with Springsteen and wine

Some day I'll have power
Some day I'll have boats
A tract in some suburb
With Thanksgivings to host

I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie

Comments/Interpretations

by Nekromantica on 1/12/2009 5:19pm
Existe mejor canci�n?...

by danny defcfon on 10/3/2009 12:40pm
I love this song

by jesus on 2/6/2010 10:21am
I fucking love the dead kennedys

by lol. on 3/5/2011 10:07pm
this song is hilarious. looks like someone got shoved into his locker one too many times. sorry you're not rolling in bank. i'm perfectly content traveling around the world and making six figures. down the punx.

by dude on 7/10/2011 8:41am
lol, I don't think you get it.

by Jeffkills on 7/28/2011 12:51am
If you can't laugh at your success as a former punk, then you're truly a douche...

by AnarchoPunk on 11/5/2011 9:32am
Just remember, "lol"... there are more of us than there are of you. We are the 99%.

by someone on 5/1/2012 9:46am
Lol is just the person this song is about.

by AmericanExperiment on 7/7/2012 10:22am
And "lol." spelled it like "punx". Probably had a mohawk and studs in high school but those things were put away when he/she got bored "up'n the punx". Real punks never die and don't give up. I bet you have to get mighty exploited to make six figures and none of that will matter when the system crashes. Way to put up a fight, preppie.

by Dominus Vorago on 7/29/2012 9:09am
Nekromantica, hay algunas y son todas de Dead Kennedy's

by keshu on 9/20/2012 12:00pm
the dead kennedys lyrical themes are immortal, the things they sing about are still happening, there is always gonna be soulless capitalism kids who will always be material bastards who just care about the looks and the money