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Guilty Conscience Lyrics

Artist: Eminem
Album: The Slim Shady LP

[Featuring Dr. Dre]

Meet Eddie. 23 years old. Fed up with life and

the way things are going he decides to rob a

liquor store. But on his way in he has a sudden

change of heart. And suddenly his conscience

comes into play...

Dre: Alright stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door

This liquor store and try to get money out the drawer

You better think of the consequence...(Who are you?)

I'm your motherfuckin' conscience

Em: That's nonsense. Go in gather the money

And run to one of your aunt's cribs

And borrow her damn dress and one of her blond wigs

Tell her you need a place to stay

You'll be safe for days if you shave ya legs with her aged razor blades

Dre: Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to

The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you

Think about it before you walk in the door first

Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns

Em: Fuck dat! Do that shit! Shoot that Bitch!

Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?

Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?

Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?

Dre: Man don't do it. It's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)

Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)

Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you

Em: You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude...

(scratch)

Meet Stan. 21 years old. After meeting a young girl

at a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in

an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience

comes into play...

Em: Now listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek

Smearin' her lipstick, slip this in her drink

Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe...

Dre: Yo! This girl's only 15 years old

You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair

Em: Yo, look at her bush...does it got hair? (Uh huh.)

Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare

Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there..

Dre: Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie KIDS?

Em: No, but I seen a porno with Son Doobiest!

Dre: Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?

Em: Man, fuck that, hit that shit raw dog then bail...

(scratch)

Meet Grady. A 29 year old construction worker. After

coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the

door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed

with another man.

Dre: Alright calm down, relax, start breathin...

Em: Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin'

While you at work she's with some dude tryin' to get off??!

Fuck slittin' her throat! CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!

Dre: Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit?

Em: What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?

Dre: Alright Shady. Maybe he's right Grady.

But think about the baby before you get all crazy.

Em: Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her

Grab her by the throat, get the daughter and kidnap her?

That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard

You gonna take advice from somebody that slapped DEE BARNES??!

Dre: What'chu say?

Em: What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?

Dre: I'm-a kill you motherfucker!

Em: Ah-aahh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?

Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton ya'll better make way??!

How in the fuck you gon' tell this man not to be violent?

Dre: Cuz he don't need to go the same route that I went

Been there done that...aw fuck it...

What am I sayin'? Shoot 'em both Grady, where's your gun at?

(BANG! BANG!)

Comments/Interpretations

by cleton7` on 9/19/2009 9:37am
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