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Ready to Roll Lyrics

Artist: Flashlight Brown
Album: My Degeneration

I got a 20-sider on call
<dressed up ready to roll>
I got the real world blinded
<dressed up ready to roll>

Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave
Get some platinum the D.M will turn the page

Check out my thief he's got the black shield
<dressed up ready to roll>
Check out my sickly cave tan
<dressed up ready to roll>

Lawful, evil a moral catastrophe
Half-orc, full dork; the myth and reality

We may not know any girls
But we have graph paper guilding our way
We got confusion, delusion
And all of Friday night to kill

Pick up the phone the pizza's still late
<dressed up ready to roll>
Pick up from where your mule died
<dressed up ready to roll>

Go to the tavern have a few beers
<dressed up ready to roll>
Pick up an Elvin bar whore
<dressed up ready to roll>

We may not know any girls
But we have graph paper guilding our way
We got confusion, delusion
And all of Friday night to kill

That was by far the best time that we ever had

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