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Hotplates, Four Digit Numbers, & the Little Fridge Lyrics

Artist: Jimmy Fallon
Album: The Bathroom Wall

(Scratches in)

Go back to your dormâ‚¬ you got your roommates and that never works out.

(Crowd laughs)

That never works out. They donâ‚¬â„¢t want it to work outâ‚¬ theyâ‚¬ they want it so
itâ‚¬â„¢s like a Real World episode in your dorm room. (Crowd Laughs) Like I donâ‚¬â„¢t
understandâ‚¬ like they have those compatibility tests you filled out at the
beginning of the yearâ‚¬ thatâ‚¬â„¢s such a joke that test you fill out of the
beginning of the yearâ‚¬ itâ‚¬â„¢s like

(in character voice ::student::) Umm I like rock and rollâ‚¬ I like staying out
lateâ‚¬ and I love the ladies oh yea OOOO!

(Crowd Laughs)

(As adult) Okay weâ‚¬â„¢ve got a perfect roommate for you heâ‚¬â„¢s an opera major, heâ‚¬â„¢s
a narcoleptic and heâ‚¬â„¢s gay so go fight each otherâ‚¬ weâ‚¬â„¢ve got four camera angles
â‚¬ thatâ‚¬â„¢ll be perfect welcome to collegeâ‚¬ go screw your self

(as student) HUH yeah thatâ‚¬â„¢s what we say here go ahead.

(Jimmy Normally) Then you think you say okay I got Pete my buddy from high
school is coming up heâ‚¬â„¢s gonna be my room mate itâ‚¬â„¢s gonna be awesomeâ‚¬No that is
never awesome it doesnâ‚¬â„¢t work outâ‚¬ No it doesnâ‚¬â„¢t (Laughter) hate to tell youâ‚¬
you will fight each otherâ‚¬ you will just getâ‚¬ you just get â‚¬ I tell you why one
is they have too much dirt on youâ‚¬ your friend from home has too much dirt
theyâ‚¬â„¢ll kill you theyâ‚¬â„¢ll crush you in an argument for no reason like you just
say

â‚¬Å“Hey man the dishes have been in the sink for two weeks man theyâ‚¬â„¢re your dishes
are you going to clean them or what?â‚¬?

(Roommates voice) â‚¬Å“Yeaâ‚¬ you remember when you had crabs in sixth grade

(Crowd Laughs) LONG PAUSE

â‚¬Å“Not fair to bring up my crabs.â‚¬?

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