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La Vie Boheme Lyrics

Artist: Jonathan Larson
Album: RENT

RESTAURANT MAN

No please no

Not tonight please no

Mister can't you go

Not tonight can't have a scene



ROGER

What?



RESTAURANT MAN

Go, please go;

You - Hello, sir

I said, "No"

Important customer



MARK

What am I just a blur?



RESTAURANT MAN

You sit all night you never buy



MARK

That's a lie that's a lie

I had a tea the other day



RESTAURANT MAN

You couldn't pay



MARK

Oh yeah



COLLINS

Benjamin Coffin III - here?



RESTAURANT MAN

Oh no



ALL

Wine and beer!



MAUREEN

The enemy of Avenue A

We'll stay


RESTAURANT MAN

Oy vey!



COLLINS

What brings the mogul in his own mind to the Life Cafe?



BENNY

I would like to propose a toast

To Maureen's noble try

It went well



MAUREEN

Go to hell



BENNY

Was the yuppie scum stomped

Not counting the homeless

How many tickets weren't comped



ROGER

Why did Muffy-



BENNY

Alison



ROGER

Miss the show?



BENNY

There was a death in the family

If you must know



ANGEL

Who died?



BENNY

Our Akita



BENNY, MARK, ANGEL, COLLINS

Evita



BENNY

Mimi I'm surprised

A bright and charming girl like you

Hangs out with these slackers

(Who don't adhere to deals)

They make fun yet I'm the one

Attempting to do some good

Or do you really want a neighborhood

Where people piss on your stoop every night?

Bohemia, Bohemia's

A fallacy in your head

This is Calcutta

Bohemia is dead



MARK

Dearly beloved we gather here to say our goodbyes



COLLINS & ROGER

Dies irae dies illa

Kyrie eleison

Yitgadal v' yitkadash, etc.



MARK

Here she lies

No one knew her worth

The late great daughter of mother earth

On this night when we celebrate the birth

In that little town of Bethlehem

We raise our glass- you bet your ass to-

La vie Boheme



ALL

La vie Boheme

La vie Boheme

La vie Boheme

La vie Boheme



MARK

To days of inspiration

Playing hookie, making something out of nothing

The need to express

To communicate,

To going against the grain,

Going insane

Going mad



To loving tension, no pension

To more than one dimension,

To starving for attention,

Hating convention, hating pretension

Not to mention of course,

Hating dear old mom and dad



To riding your bike,

Midday past the three- piece suits

To fruits to no absolutes

To Absolute- to choice

To the Village Voice

To any passing fad

To being an us-for once-, instead of a them -



ALL

La vie Boheme

La vie Boheme



MAUREEN

Is the equipment in a pyramid?



JOANNE

It is, Maureen



MAUREEN

The mixer doesn't have a case

Don't give me that face



MR. GREY

Ahhemm



MAUREEN

Hey Mister- she's my sister



RESTAURANT MAN

So that's five miso soup, four seaweed salad

Three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platter

And one pasta with meatless balls



A BOY

Ugh



COLLINS

It tastes the same



MIMI

If you close your eyes



RESTAURANT MAN

And thirteen orders of fries

Is that it here?



ALL

Wine and beer!



MIMI & ANGEL

To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries

To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese

To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo

To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou



MAUREEN & COLLINS

Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion

Creation, vacation



MARK

Mucho masturbation



MAUREEN & COLLINS

Compassion, to fashion, to passion when it's new



COLLINS

To Sontag



ANGEL

To Sondheim



FOUR PEOPLE

To anything taboo



COLLINS & ROGER

Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage



COLLINS

Lenny Bruce



ROGER

Langston Hughes



MAUREEN

To the stage



PERSON #1

To Uta



PERSON #2

To Buddha



PERSON #3

Pablo Neruda, too



MARK & MIMI

Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow

To blow off Auntie Em



ALL

La vie Boheme



MAUREEN

And wipe the speakers off before you pack



JOANNE

Yes, Maureen



MAUREEN

Well - hurry back



MR. GREY

Sisters?



MAUREEN

We're close



ANGEL, COLLINS, MAUREEN, MARK, MR. GREY

Brothers!



MARK, ANGEL, MIMI & THREE OTHERS

Bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens,

Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, Pee Wee Herman

German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein

Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa

Carmina Burana



ALL

To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy

Vaclav Havel - The Sex Pistols, 8BC,

To no shame - never playing the Fame Game



COLLINS

To marijuana



ALL

To sodomy,

It's between God and me

To S & M



BENNY

Waiter...Waiter...Waiter



ALL

La vie Boheme



COLLINS

In honor of the death of Bohemia an impromptu salon will commence

immediately following dinner

Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap, will perform her famous lawn

chair-handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred



ROGER

Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about his inability to hold an

erection on high holy days




MARK

Maureen Johnson, back from her spectacular one-night engagement at the

eleventh street lot,

Will sing native american tribal chants backwards through her vocoder,

While accompanying herself on the electric cello

Which she has never studied



BENNY

Your new boyfriend doesn't know about us?



MIMI

There's nothing to know



BENNY

Don't you think that we should discuss-



MIMI

It was three months ago



BENNY

He doesn't act like he's with you



MIMI

We're taking it slow



BENNY

Where is he now?



MIMI

He's right - hmm



BENNY

Uh huh



MIMI

Where'd he go?



MARK

Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song

That doesn't remind us of "Musetta's Waltz"



COLLINS

Angel Dumott Schunard will now model the latest fall fashions from Paris

While accompanying herself on the 10 gallon plastic pickle tub



ANGEL

And Collins will recount his exploits as an anarchist

Including the successful reprogramming of the M.I.T. virtual reality equipment

To self-destruct, as it broadcast the words:



ALL

"Actual reality -- Act Up -- Fight AIDS"



BENNY

Check!



MIMI

Excuse me did I do something wrong?

I get invited then ignored all night long



ROGER

I've been trying I'm not lying

No one's perfect I've got baggage



MIMI

Life's too short, babe, time is flying

I'm looking for baggage that goes with mine



ROGER

I should tell, you-



MIMI

I've got baggage too



ROGER

I should tell you



MIMI

I got baggage, too



ROGER

I should tell you



BOTH

Baggage - wine



OTHERS

And beer!




MIMI

AZT break



ROGER

You?



MIMI

Me , You?



ROGER

Mimi

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