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They Ain't Makin' Jews LiKe Jesus Anymore Lyrics

Artist: Kinky Friedman
Album: Kinky Friedman

(Kinky Friedman)

Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlinâ‚¬â„¢ Lone Star beer
Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
â‚¬Å“They oughta send you back to Russia, boy, or New York City one
You just want to doodle a Christian girl and you killed Godâ‚¬â„¢s only son.â‚¬?

I said, â‚¬Å“Has it occurred to you, you nerd, that thatâ‚¬â„¢s not very nice,
We Jews believe it was Santa Claus that killed Jesus Christ.â‚¬?
â‚¬Å“You know, you donâ‚¬â„¢t look Jewish,â‚¬? he said, â‚¬Å“near as I could figger
I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country nigger.â‚¬Å“

No, they ainâ‚¬â„¢t makinâ‚¬â„¢ Jews like Jesus anymore,
They donâ‚¬â„¢t turn the other cheek the way they done before.
He started in to shoutinâ‚¬â„¢ and a-spittinâ‚¬â„¢ on the floor,
â‚¬Å“Lord, they ainâ‚¬â„¢t makinâ‚¬â„¢ Jews like Jesus anymore.â‚¬?

He says, â‚¬Å“I ainâ‚¬â„¢t a racist but Aristitle Onassis is one Greek we donâ‚¬â„¢t need
And them niggers, Jews and Sigma Nus, all they ever do is breed.
And wops â‚¬Ëœn micks â‚¬Ëœn slopes â‚¬Ëœn spics â‚¬Ëœn spooks are on my list
And thereâ‚¬â„¢s one little hebe from the heart of Texas â‚¬" is there anyone I missed ? â‚¬?

Well, I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes.
I says, â‚¬Å“Iâ‚¬â„¢m gonna gitcha, you son of a bitch ya, for spoutinâ‚¬â„¢ that pack of lies.
If thereâ‚¬â„¢s one thing I canâ‚¬â„¢t abide, itâ‚¬â„¢s an ethnocentric racist;
Now you take back that thing you said â‚¬Ëœbout Aristitle Onassis.â‚¬?

No, they ainâ‚¬â„¢t makinâ‚¬â„¢ Jews like Jesus anymore,
We donâ‚¬â„¢t turn the other cheek the way we done before.
You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
â‚¬Å“Lord, they shoâ‚¬â„¢ ainâ‚¬â„¢t makinâ‚¬â„¢ Jews like Jesus anymore!â‚¬?
All right!

No, they ainâ‚¬â„¢t makinâ‚¬â„¢ Jews like Jesus anymore,
We donâ‚¬â„¢t turn the other cheek the way they done before.
You hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
Lord, they ainâ‚¬â„¢t makinâ‚¬â„¢ Jews like Jesus anymore.

Everybody!
They ainâ‚¬â„¢t makinâ‚¬â„¢ Jews like Jesus anymore,
They ainâ‚¬â„¢t makinâ‚¬â„¢ carpenters who know what nails are for.
Well, the whole damn place was singinâ‚¬â„¢ as I strolled right out the door
â‚¬Å“Lord, they ainâ‚¬â„¢t makinâ‚¬â„¢ Jews like Jesus anymore!â‚¬?

No, we ainâ‚¬â„¢t makinâ‚¬â„¢ Jews like Jesus anymore,
We donâ‚¬â„¢t turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Well, the whole damn place was singinâ‚¬â„¢ as I strolled right out the door
â‚¬Å“Lord, they ainâ‚¬â„¢t makinâ‚¬â„¢ Jews like Jesus anymore!â‚¬?

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