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Chopsticks Lyrics

Artist: Liz Phair
Album: Whip-Smart

I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home
He said he liked to do it backwards
I said, "That's just fine with me,
That way we can fuck and watch TV."

It was four a.m. and the light was gray, like it always is in paperbacks
He asked if I liked playing jacks
I told him that I was good to sixes
But all hell broke loose after that

I told him that I knew Julia Roberts when I was twelve at summer camp
We didn't say anything after that
I dropped him off and I drove on home
'Cause secretly I'm timid

Comments/Interpretations

by lissa on 12/10/2009 5:45pm
what in the hello is this this is so stupid

by Rebecca on 1/18/2010 7:03pm
Liz Phair rocks and The Ben Folds cover of this is awesome!

by Veronica on 9/16/2010 5:33am
This is like the dumbest thing in the
entire world

by Kayla on 3/2/2012 6:30pm
Wheres the MUSIC

by Matt on 7/6/2012 10:02am
You girls make me sad. Where's your sense of humor? This song is funny because she's talking about the dumb, mundane things people talk about to pass the time and avoid awkward silence when all either of them wants is to fuck.