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Hey That's Me Lyrics

Artist: MC Lars Horris
Album: Radio Pet Fencing

It's off the hook home slice, like a lucky fish.
All I wish is that you taste this like a Swedish dish.
It's the L-A-R-S, H-O double-R I-S...
and I represent CV, and yes I must confess:
Iâ‚¬â„¢m back 2003 and the snare drum pumps.
Back up, Kris Kross, itâ‚¬â„¢s my turn to jump.
See Iâ‚¬â„¢m a Libra and Iâ‚¬â„¢m balanced,
rocking it like Ritchie Valens,
and Iâ‚¬â„¢m up to this fresh session,
yes Iâ‚¬â„¢m up to this fresh challenge.
And Iâ‚¬â„¢m thinking, and Iâ‚¬â„¢m writing,
and Iâ‚¬â„¢m rapping, and Iâ‚¬â„¢ll fighting
all the layers of green apathy
clogging up the zone.
Because Iâ‚¬â„¢ll analyze your world,
Iâ‚¬â„¢ll analyze your head.
Iâ‚¬â„¢ll readjust your paradigm with this microphone.
I was chilling in my â‚¬â„¢88 south on 101,
with the woofer in the back bumping P.E. number one.
Free-styling in a genre I didnâ‚¬â„¢t create,
props to Melle Mel, Chuck D, and all eight
hundred thousand MCâ‚¬â„¢s on whose shoulders I stand.
Iâ‚¬â„¢m just a white kid with a plastic jammie in his hand!
See this MC here spends his life feeling fine,
but doesnâ‚¬â„¢t often get off in a straight line.
Fine, time will tell where heâ‚¬â„¢s headed.
Itâ‚¬â„¢s up to chance, like Gretelâ‚¬â„¢s path is breaded.
Your criticism? Iâ‚¬â„¢m above it! Your BS? Letâ‚¬â„¢s rubber glove it!
Take your heroin and shove itâ‚¬ life youâ‚¬â„¢ve got to love it.
So get this, steal this, deal this, peel this away,
I made this song out of my brain neurons and clay.
It helped my brain chill for a week and a day,
until one day it stopped working like the city of Pompeii.
But itâ‚¬â„¢s okay, hey, because I roll it home.
Knick knack paddy whack, my sonic range his grown.
Profound like Antoine De Saint Exuperey,
when I rock the chorus of this song I sayâ‚¬

CHORUS
â‚¬Å“Lars Horris,â‚¬? hey thatâ‚¬â„¢s me!
Part Swedish, part Australian, full fun boy G.
â‚¬Å“Lars Horris,â‚¬? hey thatâ‚¬â„¢s me!
I scored 1430 on my SATâ‚¬â„¢s.
â‚¬Å“Lars Horris,â‚¬? hey thatâ‚¬â„¢s me!
Iâ‚¬â„¢ll rock the CoHo like 1-2-3.
â‚¬Å“Lars Horris,â‚¬? hey thatâ‚¬â„¢s me!
I drop English and math and biology.

I piss Catholics off with my comic in the Daily. â‚¬Å“Whyâ‚¬â„¢s it called â‚¬Ëœ27th Streetâ‚¬â„¢?â‚¬? Man, donâ‚¬â„¢t front me.
Jorge Cham might do â‚¬Å“PhD,â‚¬? but can he ever try to rock the mike like me?
And Iâ‚¬â„¢m weird like Al, donâ‚¬â„¢t attend Cal, D.J.â‚¬â„¢s my buddy. Whoâ‚¬â„¢s Mike?
Josh plays bass and I take wedding vows,
to my hip-hop rhymes that Iâ‚¬â„¢m busting now.
And I satisfy women like GERâ‚¬â„¢s,
I advocate the destruction of SUV cars.
I think Israel and Palestine should get along.
I sampled Nine Inch Nails for this song.
And Iâ‚¬â„¢m so post-modern, I donâ‚¬â„¢t even exist.
Did you hear that P. Diddy?
You just got dissed!
Itâ‚¬â„¢s the twenty-first century, MCâ‚¬â„¢s please,
youâ‚¬â„¢re killing hip-hop when you sample the Bee Gees!
Most MCâ‚¬â„¢s today rap about five things:
narcotics, cars, girls, clothes, and the bling bling.
Delusions of grandeur in full swing,
fascist self focus and diamond rings.
But if Martin Luther King were alive today,
how would he weigh the decay displayed?
Homogenized identities, ourselves betrayed,
thereâ‚¬â„¢s more to rap than just getting paid.
And thereâ‚¬â„¢s more to life than MTV and Reeses Pieces,
and when I sit in silence, my love for life increases.
It feels great to pull the plug on the family TV,
and make my own niche in society.
And while I freak this beat, youâ‚¬â„¢re doing spoken word,
trying to get your naked voice heard.
If I didnâ‚¬â„¢t know ProTools, Iâ‚¬â„¢d be like you
and I could just do spoken word if I wanted to.

CHORUS
â‚¬Å“Lars Horris,â‚¬? hey thatâ‚¬â„¢s me!
You might see me on the street bumping Run-DMC.
â‚¬Å“Lars Horris,â‚¬? hey thatâ‚¬â„¢s me!
After my BA Iâ‚¬â„¢ll get my PhD.
â‚¬Å“Lars Horris,â‚¬? hey thatâ‚¬â„¢s me!
Metaphysically fly like John Donneâ‚¬â„¢s â‚¬Å“The Flea.â‚¬?
â‚¬Å“Lars Horris,â‚¬? hey thatâ‚¬â„¢s me!
Rewriting Bronte like Wide Sargasso Sea.

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