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Just One Beer Lyrics

Artist: Rodney Carrington
Album: Nut Sack

One beer then Iâ‚¬â„¢m gone
The ugliest women that Iâ‚¬â„¢ve laid eyes on
got together and decided to come here
Theyâ‚¬â„¢re not pretty
Theyâ‚¬â„¢re not small
I donâ‚¬â„¢t give a damn at all
Tonight Iâ‚¬â„¢m only having just one beer

Yeah tonight Iâ‚¬â„¢m only having just two beers
I donâ‚¬â„¢t mind the atmosphere in here
It feels so right, it must be wrong
I know I canâ‚¬â„¢t stay too long
Tonight Iâ‚¬â„¢m only having just two beers

Three beers but no more
Thereâ‚¬â„¢s no way Iâ‚¬â„¢m drinking four
My attitudeâ‚¬â„¢s improving with the beer
I was mad but now Iâ‚¬â„¢m glad
The women in here, they ainâ‚¬â„¢t so bad
Tonight Iâ‚¬â„¢m only having just three beers

Yeah tonight Iâ‚¬â„¢m only having just six beers
I kinda like the atmosphere in here
It feels so right, it must be wrong
I know I canâ‚¬â„¢t stay too long
Tonight Iâ‚¬â„¢m only having just six beers

Twelve beers then I quit
Oh good Lord Iâ‚¬â„¢m drunk as shit
I just spent my whole paycheck in here
I took a chance
I tried to dance
I threw up and pissed my pants
All off one beer

Yeah tonight Iâ‚¬â„¢m only having just one beer
At least thatâ‚¬â„¢s what I said when I got here
It felt so right, but it was wrong
I know that Iâ‚¬â„¢ve stayed too long
I think I musta drank hundred beers
Well now I wished I had only one beer

God I wish I never came in here

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