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California Sucks Lyrics

Artist: Screeching Weasel
Album: Screeching Weasel (Re-Release)

California Sucks
California sucks it's worse than old New York
Filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks
Hot tubs and Jacuzzi's and swaying green palm trees
Rockstars,assholes,sleazy broads + smog that makes you sneeze

California sucks!

California sucks the people there are fake
They can buy their plastic lives with all the cash they make
California movie stars strung out on sleeping pills
No - I've never been there and you can bet I never will

California sucks - Just look who you've produced
Ronald Reagan, Jerry Brown and Countless other fools
West coast sun-tanned morons - You don't know how to think
I can't wait til your state erodes and you fall into the drink

Comments/Interpretations

by Alex on 3/31/2010 12:41am
My wife and I moved from Texas to California 2 years ago, and can't wait to get the f*** out of this state. Your song is a work of pure divine inspiration ! Rock on !

by Wolf on 9/12/2010 7:48pm
Ironic a song called California Sucks would be sung by a band called Screeching Weasels, considering ferrets (close, domestic, cousins of weasels) are illegal there, which is why I hate California.

by jd lang on 10/15/2010 4:59pm
I hate California, expensive, poor infrastructure, terrible people, plus it has this really shitty vibe.

by EDDIE on 5/24/2011 2:41pm
$12 FOR A PACK OF CIGS SUCKS TO! N.Y. 60% TAX SUCKS MORE THATS WHY I MOVED TO THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS. $100,000 BUYS ME A 2000SQFT HOME WITH A POOL AND A HUGE TEXAS SIZED YARD!

by elaine wright on 5/24/2011 4:22pm
I LUV California!!! I,m not rich or have a "TUDE", but the minute I set in calif I knew this was it for me..... You can have your cold Minnesota, boring Kansas, and the rednecks in the south!!!! Give me beautiful California anyday!!!!

by displaced Okie on 8/23/2011 6:26pm
Elaine? Do the world a favor and stay in California!

by SP on 10/28/2012 3:41am
You know why California sucks? Its because all the shitty east coasters come here and fuck it all up and make everyone stressed out. From all the kids who were born here - get out of our state.

by Mike "Spike" Edwards on 12/4/2012 9:04am
I like milk!