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Chester The Molester Lyrics

Artist: Sloan
Album: Navy Blues

Chester the Molester's not without his charm
She can see herself hanging off his arm
He's saying, "Hey, bartender, put it on my tab,
Unless my limit's running out again." (out again)
He's generous, but when he's tired of coughing it up
Well, there's a bill that says he will
But he's never concerned
If he gets burned


Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of a sauna
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
Oh no, it can't be too soon


Chester the Molester's trying to hide his ring (what a man)
But he's the only guy who's halfway interesting
He's saying, "Hey, bartender, can you fill 'er up,
Because you see she's running out again." (out again)
"You thought I was the type of guy that never put out,
But I'm not,
Any more than you were"


Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of a sauna
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
Oh no, it can't be too soon
Oh no, it can't be too soon


Don't give in
Say you're gonna turn around and leave
Don't give in
Say you're gonna turn around and leave


Chester the Molester never kept his word (what a man)
He never bought that drink and now he's lost his bird
He's saying, "Hey, bartender, can I look you up,
If I'm ever coming out again?" (out again)
She's courteous but shuts him down, he's wondering still
If there's a pill that says she will
'Cause he's never concerned
But he'll get burned


Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of a sauna
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
Oh no, it can't be too soon
Oh no, it can't be too soon

Comments/Interpretations

by Matt on 6/22/2008 5:10pm
I think it's "I know, it can't be too soon."








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