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THE FEZ Lyrics
Artist: Steely Dan
Album: Royal Scam
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
Ain't never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
Don't make me do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am please understand
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Comments/Interpretations
the fez is a condom
I think you're right.
Ur dumb. The fez is a hat.
it is a hat
maybe it's a coat... cuz it's cold outside?
A "Fez" is one of those round raised hats with a flat top that Middle Eastern men wear, kinda looks like one of those "Shriner" hats. Once you see a photo of the Fez and read the lyrics you're gonna crack up laughing!!
Well of course a fez is a hat, but the joke in this song is that it IS an alias for condom. B (or was it F?) confirmed this in an interview way back when. Where do you put a fez? On your head, of course. Hilarious!
My first-grade son asked me about, "These fez hats." After laughing like an idiot for 10 minutes I finally showed him a photo of the Middle Eastern hat. I'll let him in on this song several years down the road from now.
The Steely Dan as you should all know by now is a rubber dicky and the Fez is a war helmet for all the unsightly groupies those ugly SOB's attracted in the free-for-all 70's