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Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite Lyrics

Artist: The Beatles (Buy The Beatles CDs)
Album: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

For the benefit of Mr. Kite
There will be a show tonight on trampoline
The Hendersons will all be there
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair - what a scene
Over men and horses hoops and garters
Lastly through a hogshead of real fire!
In this way Mr. K. will challenge the world!
The celebrated Mr. K.
Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate
The Hendersons will dance and sing
As Mr. Kite flys through the ring don't be late
Messrs. K. and H. assure the public
Their production will be second to none
And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz!

The band begins at ten to six
When Mr. K. performs his tricks without a sound
And Mr. H. will demonstrate
Ten summersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill

Comments/Interpretations

by leggty on 5/22/2008 2:11am
best son eva, i love how it is quirky adn cool, thanks for the lyrics

by fizzlefarter on 12/29/2008 1:01pm
I love this song.Hell,I just love The Beatles.Those who don't are crazy.

by woody45 on 4/7/2010 9:00am
Who but the Beatles could come up with such unusual lyrics. They are the BEST!

by Running Tree on 10/27/2010 10:29am
I know that Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds wasn't written when they were on LSD, but this one is very questionable. Spectacular song though!!!