I Wish I Had an Evil Twin Lyrics

Artist: The Magnetic Fields (Buy The Magnetic Fields CDs)
Album: i

I wish I had an evil twin
running €™round doing people in
I wish I had a very bad
and evil twin to do my will
to call and conquer, cut and kill
just like I would
if I weren€™t good
and if I knew where to begin

down and down we go
how low no one would know
sometimes the good life wears thin
I wish I had an evil twin

my evil twin would lie and steal
and he would stink of sex appeal
all men would writhe
beneath his scythe
he€™d send the pretty ones to me
and they would think that I was he
I€™d hurt them and I€™d go scot free

I€™d get no blame and feel no shame
€™cause evil€™s not my cup of tea

down and down we go
how low one would not need to know
all my life there should have been
an evil twin

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