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I've Got An Ape Drape Lyrics

Artist: The Vandals
Album: Hitler Bad, Vandals Good

Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge,
In the day i like to keep it dignified
But at night you know I got another side
And I don't give a damn,
Cause I am what I am
Even if it's really really bad.

I've got an Ape Drape,
Yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone,
And that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do.

Go ahead and buzz 'round the ears
I've been growing that one braid back there for years
I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche
The front may conform to society
But the back says I have personality
Even if it's really really,
Even if it's really really bad.

I've got an Ape Drape,
Yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone,
And that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do.

It's short in front and long in back,
It's short in front and long in back,
It's short in front and long in back,
It's short in front and long in back,
It's short in front and long in back,
It's short in front and long in back,

It's short in front and long in back, It's short in front and long in back,
It's short in front and long in back, It's short in front and long in back,

I've got an Ape Drape,
Yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone,
And that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do.

I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club
But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail
Now fix my kid up so he looks just like me,
And then matching crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse
I just call it bonding with your Dad.

Norce Neck Warmer......Norco
Hockey Hair.......Canada
Achy Breaky Hair.....Nashville
Mullet.......Hoboken
Forbidden Hair......Europe
Shlong......Florida

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