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Someone Keeps Moving My Chair Lyrics

Artist: They Might Be Giants
Album: Flood

Mr. Horrible
Mr. Horrible
Telephone call for Mr. Horrible
But before he can talk to the ugliness men
There's some horrible business left
For him to attend to
Something unpleasant has spilled on his brain
As he sponges it off they say

"Is this Horrible?
Is this Horrible?
It's the ugliness men, Mr. Horrible
We're just trying to bug you
We thought that our dreadfulness
Might be a thing to annoy you with"

But Mr. Horrible says, "I don't mind
The thing that bothers me is
Someone keeps moving my chair"

"Would you mind if we balance this glass of milk
Where your visiting friend accidentally was killed?
Would it be okay with you if we wrote a reminder
Of things we'll forget to do today otherwise,
Using a green magic marker, if it's alright
On the back of your head?"

Mr. Horrible
Mr. Horrible
We're not done with you yet Mr. Horrible
You have to try on these pants so the Ugliness Men
Can decide if they're just as embarrassing as we think
We have to be sure about this

But Mr. Horrible says, "I don't mind
The thing that bothers me is
Someone keeps moving my chair"

Someone keeps moving my chair

Mr. Horrible says, "I don't mind
The thing that bothers me is
Someone keeps moving my chair"

Comments/Interpretations

by Schwiggy on 6/20/2008 10:06pm
It looks like the ugliness men are horrible. And Mr. Horrible is ugly (his brain is visible come on ;)).

by MABUSE on 1/23/2009 3:19pm
Mr. Horrible is the nickname of my beloved Winchester 12 gauge with the heat shroud, adjustable stock and pistol grips...all in gorgeous parkerized flat black. HE knows how to deal with the Ugliness Men...perforation.

by mr. thinker on 2/26/2009 10:23pm
if the previous posts were jokes, ha h. otherwise . . .

mr. horrible is a dualistic proletariat: no matter what major tragidies you throw at him he can endure. it is the little things in life that will distub him deeply.

by memcampaign1 on 4/5/2009 11:34pm
When I catch myself being a jackass again this song brings me comfort. We can all be pretty horrible sometimes. It usually requires no effort at all on our parts - just being our jackass selves. And suddenly the ugliness of others arise to remind you; the nightmare is the other, is yourself. Welcome to it Batman.

by X on 2/12/2010 6:24pm
Someone does keep moving my chair. It's pretty irritating.

by Y on 8/12/2010 8:19am
X, you're moving your own chair. You just don't know it.

by Z on 2/26/2012 8:35pm
It was me. I'm the jackass. XD

by Jackass on 5/5/2012 5:25pm
He used the magic marker on MY head

by Ugh on 3/1/2013 12:45am
Man, this song. Just, ahh...