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Henry Kissinger Lyrics

Artist: Monty Python
Album: Sings

Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're the Doctor of my dreams
With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare
And your machiavellian schemes
I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy but at least you're not insane
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here

Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're so chubby and so neat
With your funny clothes and your squishy nose
You're like a German parakeet
All right so people say that you don't care
But you've got nicer legs than Hitler
And bigger tits than Cher
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here

Comments/Interpretations

by Lodovico on 3/21/2014 3:56am
How absolutely wonderful text for an amazing song! Never to be forgotten by a group of guys, whose boots I would gladly lick clean until holes wore through my tongue, guys who are so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same stage with them...