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Penis Song Lyrics
Artist: Monty Python
Album: The Meaning Of Life
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
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Comments/Interpretations
This is the funniest song ever = ]
I learned the piano part and I'm just waiting until I'm around a bunch of christian republicans so I can burst into song!!
i digg it
This is hilarious... i sang it at a party during the karaoke when i was supposed to sing a different song and they kicked me out!
As a southern "Christian republican" I take offense to the previous comment, and find this song HA-larious.
this song his awwwwwsome
amen, JW... Same here!
Simply Genial.
Yeah, I'm a christian and I love monty python
And I'm liberal
So why dont you get some different stereotypes and brains.
The lyrics are true.. I took it out in public and I was put in the dock..
Classic Monty Python
too funny. I love Monty Python
It definitly IS!
Does anyone know where to get the piano chords?
****ing awwwwsome song!
I say, old boy what a jolly witty song!
cool
Totaly fuckin wicked song ha ha =)
You Americans are so dumb and talk shit
I say, what a frightfully witty song! Meaning of Life is great.
good evening ladies and gentlmen here's a little number i tossed off recently in the carabian. haha
That's it, JW & John Thomas! You're both excommunicated from the Christian Republican's club. And Steven, we're watching you.
.........."Follow the shooooooooe."
I dug it and Catholics r the bomb so back of dickwhipe I'll totaly ninja ur ass ... haha LOL I dig monty pythons
other then the drinking song this is still one of my favorites.
Oh! What a frightfully witty song!!!
i have learned the piano part for this song and i have to say it is probably the best song in my vocab.
haha i love meaning of life thats such a good song, all u religous nubs shut up we dont care, its funny soo suck it up.
and you won't acome aback xD
How can you not love this song!!!
this is the BOMB! i have sng it so mny times to people at school, I LOVE IT :)
I absolutely love this song :) I laughed so hard when I first saw the film, best song in 'the meaning of life' :D me and my bestfriend sing this all the time ;) we are massive monty python fans! I would love to learn this on the piano :p
I was born a prick, I just got bigger!
Justin would love this!!
Selena, the question on the tips of my loose lips is this ...... Would Justin Like It, Just in, Or Do You Suppose He'd Prefer It Pushed In Just A Little Bit Further?
He's an imposter!
Thank you very much :)
The amount of times i have been kicked out a pub for singing that python anthem
People who disliked JWs comment dont know Python
Lol, love this song! Python FTW