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I Like Traffic Lights Lyrics

Artist: Monty Python
Album: Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album

I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.

He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
That is what I said.

I Like traffic lights
I Like traffic lights
I Like traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
That is what he said.

He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights,
Although my name's not Bamber.

I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I-- Oh, God!

Comments/Interpretations

by ciara on 6/3/2008 7:55pm
wow at camp they played this song untill we woke up it was so fun (ny)

by J.K. Laffine on 3/6/2009 5:08pm
Ha!

I love this song, even the lyrics alone are enough to make me smile :)

by ioioiki on 7/16/2009 5:00am
i like LITTLECHILDREN o.O

by GREAT on 1/26/2010 9:32am
GREAT

by LordSpadge on 5/18/2010 9:30am
I have never heard this song, but reading the lyrics, I nearly fell off my chair with laughter.

by food on 3/30/2012 8:11am
this song is awesome
I got a four year-old singing it.

by Mr bambastic on 4/9/2012 12:29pm
Hello

by hello on 5/29/2012 4:58am
i already knew this song I just like reading the lyrics online coz they're cool

by Goff on 7/16/2012 2:25am
Double yellow lines were first used in Yorkshire by George Bamber!

by Geoff on 7/16/2012 2:25am
Double yellow lines were first used in Yorkshire by George Bamber!

by Sir Not Appearing In This Blog on 9/7/2012 8:23pm
This song annoys me but I laugh every time I hear it.

by Ginge 15/02/2013 on 2/15/2013 11:06am
Ah!!! Da dulcet tones O Ponty Mithon eh!

by Sean on 2/28/2022 6:15pm
Bamber also rhymes with "amber" which was the aborted final verse...