What If That Guy From Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys? Lyrics

Artist: Stephen Lynch
Album: Superhero

Where the fuck are my car keys?
They were right here in my hand.

Wait a second, let me look

Did I leave them in the kitchen?
Or underneath the cushins of the couch?

I can't find them anywhere, anywh- Oh wait here they are.

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