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I've Got Two Legs Lyrics

Artist: Monty Python
Album: Sings

Oh, I got two legs from my waist to the ground, and
When I move 'em they walk around, and
When I lift 'em they climb the stairs, and
When I shave 'em they ain't got hairs

Comments/Interpretations

by letha on 7/7/2008 11:41am
on the cd, at the end of the song, you hear a gunshot, a yelp, and then a guy from the back say, "THANK YOU!"

i love this song
by Hikari on 2/12/2009 8:12am
I think Gilliam says hips instead of waist.
by Ugly Bug on 6/22/2009 7:43am
Yup it's defo Hips!
by Wafers on 1/25/2011 3:54pm
I always thought this was a Milligan song...
by ergin on 4/7/2012 12:50am









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