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I've Got Two Legs Lyrics
Artist: Monty Python
Album: Sings
Oh, I got two legs from my waist to the ground, and
When I move 'em they walk around, and
When I lift 'em they climb the stairs, and
When I shave 'em they ain't got hairs
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Comments/Interpretations
on the cd, at the end of the song, you hear a gunshot, a yelp, and then a guy from the back say, "THANK YOU!"
i love this song
I think Gilliam says hips instead of waist.
Yup it's defo Hips!
I always thought this was a Milligan song...