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Every Sperm Is Sacred Lyrics
Artist: Monty Python
Album: The Meaning Of Life
DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
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Comments/Interpretations
thanks!:D
I thought the solo child was a choir boy, not a girl.
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lol i thought it was a choirboy as well!
Nah, it's a girl. =)
WAT A WASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a girl. I don't know if you all get the bigger picture, about making fun of musicals that will do a song and dance number on just about anything. You can't get any better than Python.
Hahahaha
I love monty python :)
'You're a Catholic the moment Dad came' always makes me laugh.
pure stupidity at its finest =]
I saw the film just yesterday and it is surely a girl :o)
definatly a girl,
but I love monty python and this song they are both beautiful ;D
It is the funniest song in the whole film and just listen to it's voice, it is so a girl!
mmmmmmmmmmmmm I like that.
The funniest thing is that the little girl is so serious and obviously has no idea what she is singing about. Mountain, hill, or plain, Python kills me.
It never ceases to amuse me - it's my favorite song I think I'll have it played at my funeral! In fact they can show the video of it! So why don't I have the whole movie played!And the others!How about the TV series as well!
PS can anyone point me in the direction of the Cheese Shop lyrics
Haha, I'm a Catholic, and this song never ceases to make me laugh.
Actually, I get the feeling that the choir boy/girl knows exactly what he/she is talking about.
;D I love it
Love that song
this is the funniest song ever
The girl has such a beautiful voice!
The girl in the picture is not the girl singing. They dubbed in the voice of another girl that they liked better.
Also when Palin says "If they'd only let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock..." he actually said "sock" out of sensibility for the children. The word "cock" was dubbed in later.
It's a girl singing, Dummkopf! Watch the movie!
This is the Tea Party marching song!
ha ha great song
It's the Dugger's family anthem!
am passing it on ... of course :-)
The really sad thing about the song is that it is the core belief of the catholic church and republicans.
Mr. Dover,
I hope your comment was a joke. It would be ignorant to simplify the Catholic pro-life position with a song by Monty Python.
"Ah, Is this the right room for an argument?"
As a catholic who can laugh at himself I approve of this song. XD
I love to quote this song when the right to lifers start making noise.
Alright what have the Romans ever done for us?
Love the intenet...I thought of this scene and lyrics and "googled" it and here I am...thank you for the "ease"
i love this song!
I listened to this song on repeat while writing a poem. It is VERY catchy!
The girl is now a lovely married mum of 3 in her early 40's living in Essex, UK.
just brilliant
Several of the child actors later admitted to not having a clue what they were singing about.
Thats enough, now its time for medical experiments for the lot of ya!